- Saran Wrap is not an appropriate food cover in the oven
- Kung Fu Fighting is a great song to dance to
- IQ goes up by 50% when blonde haircolor decreases (this was Mark's addition, not mine!)
- Barry Manilow IS why someone should go to VEGAS!
- "If you want to go to Italy, GO."
- jicama is in her recipes, but not found at Dahl's Grocery in West Des Moines
- pink is her signature color
- friends stand behind friends when they boycott Target & Wal Mart (am I forgetting any???)
- "Booger" can be used as a term of endearment for your stinkin' cute daughter
- it is good to marry 'tall, dark and handsome'
- water towers are not for climbing
- flags of a foreign country are not appropriate evening attire
- if you don't ask Heather to be a bridesmaid, watch out!
- "not so much"
- it is possible to be related, and great friends
- a good MIL will spend a day and stand in line to buy you an "I'm Not A Plastic Bag"
- it is good to be a great gift giver (hint, hint...my favorite cousin who is 1 month and 1 day older than me!)
- everything is worth photographing...especially if her name is "Booger" (hee,hee,hee)
"Happy Birthday Favorite Cousin Heather!!!"
7 comments:
Ummm...it was a flower girl...you didn't ask me to be your flower girl and I am still trying to get over it:):):)
Thank you SOOO much for such a nice birthday blog:) That was so sweet! I checked out you blog and was stunned to see my picture staring back at me. I thought, "what the heck is going on?!?! Oh, that's right...it's my birthday!!!"
yfc
I really need to scan a pix of you as my 'flower girl' and post that!
Happy Birthday!!!
love yfc
Just a few "Heather-isms" from AJL...
That ain't no camping song...
Kappa-City
What a lovely place for a BM
JOHN DEERE GREEEEENNNNN
DAHOMEY PLANTATION!??!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET HEATHER LENZ!!!
OK, someone needs to e-mail me with explanations of AJL's "Heather-isms". Better yet, let's all get together and have a chuckle or two!!!
Sorry, but I was laughing sooo hard I just had to add a few myself:)
AJL- What about...
*She's the Queen of my double wide trailer
*I am pretty sure I know where we can find BBQ in the hood.
*"This is my friend, Tonya". "Tanya". "That's what I said"
*"I just want to see gators and plantations"
*Red Dawg
Love,
the birthday girl:)
response from Auntie Kah, Heather's Mom:
Yes,
you need to post "Heather the flower girl" photo!
I LOVE that photo. And I loved your
Heatherisms! You girls are so funny....you sure
have great memories together as "favorite
cousins"! I never realized there were so many
"Heatherisms"...but I noticed they are all TRUE!
And more responses from hahainlala, aka, the Birthday Girl:
Hi,
Just read AJL's post...too funny! Here is a
breakdown:)
That ain't no campin' song- We were listening to
Vince Gill's "Go rest high on the mountain" and I
think AJL said something like , "I think this song is
about his brother dying" and I said, "well it ain't no
campin' song".
Kappa City- All weekend Kappa Kappa Gamma kept
popping up in our converstaion. As we are driving down
the road (and yes, I am VERY tired) and I see a sign
and say "Look, it's Kappa City". AJL says, "ummm, that
would be capacity"
What a lovely place for a BM- We stopped at Lambert's
"Home of the throwed rolls"
http://www.throwedrolls.com/sikeston.html
We walk inside and AJL says, "what a lovely place for
a BM" Maybe you had to be there, but I laughed so hard
I think I was crying:)
John Deere Green- one of our favorite country songs:)
Dahomey Plantation- It truely is the name of a
plantaion in MS! I couldn't believe it so the whole
time I kept saying, "It's da'hommies plantation".
Love,
yfc
aka the birthday girl
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